How to become a redneck!

Hey folks? How y'all doin'?!

We spent some time in the south - and it rubbed off! Here now "How to be a Redneck - 101":

Step 1: Get a dangerous guarddog and give
him a real southern name (for example
Hoochie-Poochie!)

Step 2: Have a good relationship with your
neighbours

Step 3: Dress adequately!

Step 4: Always make sure you have
enough guns!

Step 5: Get out in the nature and make sure
you choose the right vehicle


Step 6: Practise your new hobby - shooting!

Step 7: Make sure you know the law

to avoid jailtime!

Step 8: Get the attitude!

Step 9: Practise your second new
hobby - go fishin'! (here:
Captain Rich)

Step 10: Defy the elements!

If you've followed all those tips,
you sucsessfully became a redneck!
Congrats!

If you don't feel like a redneck now,

you did something wrong...

C'mon it's not rocket science.... da!!

We thank Richard, Theresa and Rico for the great time and the "redneck-experience" ;), we had so much fun, love you guys! Hope you visit us soon in tschoermenieh!

P.S.: We made it to New York in one piece ;)!

P.P.S.: Noch ein Sonnenuntergang, darf ja nicht fehlen!