at the doctor's - a play in one scene

stage is dark.
light. a waiting room, some people waiting. a door in the wall opens, a doctor comes out.

d: Christina?
young woman stands up.
c: yes.
d:follow me, please.
doctor and christina exit through the door and enter the examenation room.
d:please,sit down. What is your problem?
c:i twisted my ankle the day before yesterday on fraser island.
d:please, put your feet on se chair.
c: *puts foot on the chair*
d: oh, you have flat feet!
c: ^^
d:very flat, indeed!
c:..........
d: well.... *pokes the foot with one finger* well, it is no broken!!
c:.......^^..^^!!!!!!!
d:you agree wis me sat it is no broken?
c:yes of course. i mean, i can still walk!
d:oh.....well sen please walk up and down se room.
c: *walks up and down the room(small!!)*
d: yes, it is not broken!
c:i know. but what is it? could it be a torn ligament?
d: well sat could be.
c: *rolling her eyes....* and what can i do?
d:well...rest
c: yes and what else???? is there an ointment i could use?
d:oh. yes. voltaren. you get it at the chemist.
c: thanks. and what about a bandage?
d:.... *exits the room. enters the room with bandage in hand. hands it over to c* yes you can use sis!!! and if se pain does not stop soon you have to go to a doctor.
c: well, thanks very much........
exit c
aaaaaaaaaaand curtain.

tja applaus, applaus wuerd ich sagen.
als hilfe zum verstaendnis: der doktor kam aus malaysia. leider werde ich ihm bei der wiedergabe seines akzents nicht ganz gerecht....